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17 March 2007, 07:47
Three little Internet pigs - story about life:)
Hallo everybody!
One smart internet guy, who named himself like a Uncle Tellman,
and internet Gurus calling him ,,Internet Genius”, today send me a fairy-tail.
I think, it can be interesting for you to.
Read it.
Margarita,
Have you heard about the three little Internet pigs?...
As teenagers, they did nothing but play video games all day...
Finally, their poor mother kicked them out of the barn, squealing...
"You good for nothing geekpigs! It's time to go seek your fortunes!"...
So off they went into the wide world of the world wide web...
The first little pig was in a hurry and he built his website out of a box...
He built it very fast, and when it was done it looked pretty nice...
Then he sat back and waited. But to his surprise, he didn't make many sales...
The second little pig just hired someone to build him a site...
It took a little longer, but finally it was done...
It looked very beautiful, and it had eleven products...But he was still poor.
(in fact he was in debt to his programmer...)
The third little pig went off by himself and was very quiet...
One day, the first two pigs decided to go see what their brother was
up to...
They found him sitting in front of his computer in the middle of nowhere...
just staring at the screen, a blue glow on his face.
He was also listening to something on headphones...
"Hey" squealed his brothers, "what are you doing?--We already got our sites built!"
"Great," said their brother, and went back to listening...
"Hey," said his brothers,"why don't you have a site? --We already got our sites
built!"...
The third little pig took his headphones off...
"Here," he said, "have a listen.
I am learning how to Drive Traffic."
http://MyFirstTraffic.com
"What?" said the other two, "what a waste of time...we
already got our sites built!
...Ha, Ha, Ha!" and they ran back to their websites.
The third pig brother stayed and kept staring at his screen.
After a while, he got up and began to build his site...
He built it using plain stock fonts, and it didn't have any
flash on it, but it was done...
That winter, the Big Bad Debt Wolf came knocking at the
door of the first little pig...
"Give me my money!" roared the Big Bad Debt Wolf. "Or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll take your domain down!"...
The first little pig ran away from his site immediately...
He didn't have any visitors, and his product wasn't selling.
Besides, he had a virus...
So he ran lickety-split to his brother's bigger, fancy site...
"Quick, let me in!" he squealed,"your site is nicer and maybe
it will keep the Big Bad Debt Wolf away"...
The second little pig tried to hold onto his site a bit longer--
it had cost him a lot to build...
Also, it was very beautiful. But his products wern't selling
enough either...
and the Wolf was howling outside the door, so on they
both ran...
straight to their brother's site.
"Let us in!-- Let us in!-- What's the password??"
they squealed as they ran...
the Big Bad Debt Wolf breathing hot on their heels...
The third little pig let them in. "Here," he said,"have a beer. What's the matter?"
The two little pigs looked around them in wonder...
The site their brother had built looked terrible from outside:
it was plain red and black, with no graphics, and there
was only one button to push...
But once you got in, the entire place was literally
stuffed with stacks of gold...
http://MyFirstTraffic.com
and more kept pouring in the chimney as they watched,
their mouths gaping...
"Hey" squealed the two brothers,"what did you do to get all this
gold? What are you selling?"
Their brother looked sheepish, but comfortable, as he sat
back and sipped a pint...
the gold coins rolling down his chimney and into neat stacks
without him lifting a finger...
"Well, actually," he said, I'm selling the exact same thing you were selling."...
"But--" said his brothers, "what's the difference? Why can you sell what we can't?"
"Well," said the third little pig, "I have something you don't."
http://MyFirstTraffic.com
"What do you mean?" The two pigs looked around but they
couldn't see anything different...
(except stacks & stacks of gold)
"You see..." said the third pig, smiling kindly, "I have Traffic."
"Here," he said, "why don't you listen to this audio? It will show
you how to get Traffic, too."
http://MyFirstTraffic.com
"Nah" said the two little pigs, "we have a better idea. We're going to visit uncle Lester...
"He said he'd fix our sites up so we'd get more customers."
And away they went...
I don't know how the two pig brothers are doing today...
The last I heard they had disappeared into an MLM
run by their Uncle Lester...
But I do know the third little pig has become a billionaire, all because...
He took the time to learn about Traffic.
http://MyFirstTraffic.com
And that's our story for today, kids...
Love,
Uncle Tellman
P.S.
http://MyFirstTraffic.com
And I love you all to
Sincerely, Margarita
Enjoy!
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